December 2011
Too perfect not to share
Me: Just like you’re good looking, like really good looking, and then when you bulk up again you’re going to be even more perfect looking and then all of these hot gitl’s will be chasing you and you might forget the one that’s wanted you all along ;/ xxx
Matt: Amie, im not with you because you have really pretty eyes or nice legs or sexy sex hair ;) im with you because...
Secret
I am so fricken scared of my boyfriend going to the gym. It sounds terrible :| hell it sounds insane but it’s true. He used to be really bulky then it naturally went but I mean he’s already really good looking and it makes such little sense that someone like him with with someone like me anyway, and if he gets even hotter, hot girls will notice him even more and eventually he’s...
Matt: you’re a lot nicer after sex.
It’s true
Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me:
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Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my god
those days when you just feel sexy
cannot wait for new year
with all of my favourite people and lots and lots and lots and lots of alcomaholĀ
I like it when people get just that tiny bit over...